I should have waited until dinnertime, when my fella and I witnessed the mascot drink a $6 bottle of "designer" water like it was, well, water.
When the kid and I go to Starbucks this is our standard drink order: a venti Pike Place (no room) and a grande chocolatey-chip blended creme. I would never order a frapp for myself (500 calories what?), but that doesn't stop me from tasting the mascot's beverage. Strictly in the interest of food-safety, of course.