FML - the F is for Fries

I'm not saying that I never eat french fries, but they are a rare indulgence for me. Usually, I'll limit myself to picking a few off the Mascot's plate, or I'll split a plateful with a friend. It's almost unheard of that I will sit down and tuck into a full order of salty, greasy fries...

That's why it is so funny to me that the ONE day I eschewed my healthy lunch and ate a box of fries instead, it made the evening news.

Busted.